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Can't Text From A Landline

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Can't Text From A LandlineCan't surf the internet for sex, either. BCV #2481 Each card is individually numbered and signed by both Baseball Card Vandals, Beau & Bryan Abbott. It's the only one like it in the world, that's for damn sure

take a bad picture of it

King of Limbs

Fuck The Police

It's not dead it's just the same color as my skin

Or a mustache ride

If a man has this haircut you have to assume he's going to kill you for no reason

that's who

I'm guessing it's a fish

Take a dookie on my chest

Alls aboard

Don't wanna be your monkey wrench

Transportation before masturbation

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